14: Opposite: Party Barbie

PARTY BARBIE: Photo taken by a friend and [poorly] edited in Photoshop, by me! [I’m still learning Photoshop].

Party Barbie focuses marketing to college students, in contrast to the typical younger age group and encourages risky behavior. Party Barbie is a handheld party guide to help college girls who are nearly too drunk to function.
1) Includes special software that will obtain a guy’s biography before going home with him—just turn Party Barbie to face the gentleman in question to obtain information.

PARTY BARBIE:Photo taken by me.

Biography includes:
a.Name
b.Age
c.Career/College Major
d.Relationship Status
e.STD information
f.# of hookups/one night stands
2) Includes special software to block Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/other social networking sites to prevent risqué uploads. Party Barbie will only block social networking sites on the user’s smartphone. Users can select which sites to block/unblock before a night out and set a time frame for which the settings cannot be altered. For example, if the user planned to party from 11PM-3AM, before going out, the user may set Barbie to block social networking sites between 11PM and 3AM and block changing the settings until 7AM the next morning.

PARTY BARBIE: Fits in at the party! Photo taken by me.

3) Includes a dance move catalog; update Party Barbie weekly to ensure she knows the latest dance moves. If a song starts playing the user doesn’t know how to dance to, they can press the button on the bottom of Party Barbie’s foot and she will begin dancing. The user can follow Party Barbie’s movements.
4) Includes a GPS system to monitor location of “important items” [selected by user], such as ID, car keys, jacket, cell phone, etc. Users can create a list for up to 5 items they want Party Barbie to keep up with.

PARTY BARBIE: Photo taken by me.

5) Stores ponytail holders around waist
6) Monitors alcohol intake; monitors BAC; warns user when reaching BAC considered legally drunk
7) Built-in radar detector for drunk drivers
8) Detects drinks that have been spiked by placing Barbie’s hand in the drink. If the drink has been tampered with, Barbie’s nail color will change from pink to blue.